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Bark

Let us be frank: I am a bit physically all failed. It is not the least of it, that I was genetically popaprany or something in the pattern, on the contrary, I have the genes from his parents, I think, very good. The problem is that DNA skręciło to me in quite niepiękną combination, if I am mentally healthy, it physically and aesthetically not demand a bit. So let's start from the fact that I have a heart defect, is enough for me to delete from the list of donors, but not the defect is serious enough that I could evade the army. I have a raise a bit too high, I can not wear sandals, I also damaged fingernails, though no one knows from what. The true emperor, however, my disability is my language, the language, so to speak, I'm in a different state of creation.

My fate was already clear two days after birth. My mother, a pediatrician, I looked carefully and firmly stated that (in addition to many other parts of the body) nature has equipped me well in the language, and in geographic tongue. This is not a tragedy: it is quite a decent tongue, but the top is a little shed. On its surface formed of different colored spots, stains, moreover, they can change their location, what makes this ailment - as in the case of Asia, my cousin - can be aesthetic and very charming. My problem, however, lies in the fact that (as it turned out later), nature has equipped me well in something artistic value can only be ridiculous to give medical terminology. My language, except that the geographic, it is also (note) mosznowym language: on the surface there are deep longitudinal furrows.

Do not get me wrong: it is not so that the tongue bothers me function normally, or that it can store pickles for lunch. In childhood I was not aware of the case, at the age of high school no one else was aware of the case studies and - like everything else strange or unusual - it became even do a useful organ. Among the friends he raises the most complete estimate of panic, even though its ugliness can also be excited, but language itself is sometimes the ultimate argument in the dispute - not after seeing everyone is able to continue the discussion.

For some odd way, I am indeed proud of my awful tongue.Cova Yana  That's olbrzymiość, horror, horror is somehow wild and original. When we break down it, rozpłaszczę front of the mirror, I have the impression that it is in me felt a barbarian, is in me ugly, gaping beast. The animals - I like to imagine - the smells, or the smell of the forest: the fight, flight, pursuit, hunger and prey. It is nimble and fierce; smell of sweat, saliva, and suet.

Therefore, to smell a little nicer, brush it thoroughly and eat gum Orbit:)